Thursday, September 30, 2010

Justin Bieber gets owned!

Haha, if you're like me and don't like Justin Bieber, you'll love this video!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Call of Duty: Black Ops

I can't wait for Black Ops to come out! Here are some cool new features for the game, and also a trailer!

Here's the "Wager Matches" trailer

Here's all the weapons, and weapon attachments that will be implemented inside the game!

Assault rifles

Sniper rifles

  • L96AW

  • Dragunov

  • WA2000

  • M40

Submachine guns

Light Machine Guns

  • HK21

  • RPK

  • M60

  • Mini-Gun (obtained from Care Packages)


  • SPAS

  • KS-23

  • Beretta

  • Ithaca

  • HK-10



  • M1911

  • .357 Magnum

  • Python

  • Makerov

  • ASP

  • CZ75


Assault Rifle Attachments

  • Extended Mags (500CP)

  • Dual Mag (500CP)

  • ACOG (750CP)

  • Red Dot Sight (750CP)

  • Reflex (750CP)

  • Masterkey (750 CP)

  • Flamethrower

  • Infrared Scope (1000CP)

  • Grenade Launcher (1000CP)

  • Suppressor

Pistol Attachments

  • ACOG (750CP)

  • Snub Nose (750CP)

  • Speed Reloader (750CP)

  • Dual Wield

  • Upgraded Iron Sights

Lethal Grenades

Tactical Grenades

  • Nova Gas

  • Willy Pete (Smoke Grenade)

  • Flash Bang

  • Concussion

  • Decoy

Alternate Ammo


  • Camera Spike (2000CP)

  • C4 (2000CP)

  • Tactical Insertion (2500CP)

  • Jammer (2500CP)

  • Motion Sensor (3000CP)

  • Claymore (3000CP)


  • Knife

  • Ballistic Knife

Custom Reticles

  • Dot

  • Semicircle

  • Line with dot

  • Circle

  • Smiley

  • Arrows Horizontal

  • Arrows Vertical

  • Arrows with dot

  • Boxes

  • Burst

  • Circle within a circle

  • Circle with dot

  • Circle with Crosshairs

  • Circle with inner line

  • Circle with outer line

  • Circle with arrows

  • Circle with triangles

  • Outer crosshairs

  • Small crosshairs

  • Large crosshairs

  • Diamond

  • Diamond outline

  • Heart

  • Radiation

  • Skull

  • Square

  • Square outline

  • Star

  • 3 dots

  • Treyarch

  • Triangle

  • Outer triangles

  • x

  • X with dot

  • yin yang


  • Sahara

  • ERDL

  • Tiger

  • Berlin

  • Warsaw

  • Siberia

  • Yukon

  • Woodland

  • Dusty

  • Ice

  • Red

  • Olive

  • Flora

Monday, September 27, 2010

What's on the Hillbilly menu today?

The Hillbilly Menu

Monday, September 20, 2010

Funny Jokes to start off

Here are some funny one liners!

-I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

-Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
-I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
-Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
-Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men 
can fake a  whole relationship.
-We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
-Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
-We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
-Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
-If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
-The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
-Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
-If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
-A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.  
-My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
-I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
-If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
-I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
-If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
-Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
-Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.