Justin Bieber gets owned!

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Call of Duty: Black Ops

I can't wait for Black Ops to come out! Here are some cool new features for the game, and also a trailer!

Here's the "Wager Matches" trailer



Here's all the weapons, and weapon attachments that will be implemented inside the game!

Assault rifles

• M16


• Enfield


• M14


• Famas


• Galil


• AUG


• FN FAL


• AK-47


• Commando


• G11

Sniper rifles

• L96AW


• Dragunov


• WA2000


• M40

Submachine guns

• MP5k


• Skorpion


• MAC-10


• AK74u


• Uzi


• PM63


• MPL


• Spectre

Light Machine Guns

• HK21


• RPK


• M60


• Mini-Gun (obtained from Care Packages)

Shotguns

• SPAS


• KS-23


• Beretta


• Ithaca


• HK-10

Bows

• Crossbow

Pistols

• M1911


• .357 Magnum


• Python


• Makerov


• ASP


• CZ75

Launchers

• M202A1 “Grim Reaper” Rocket Launcher


• RPG-7


• China Lake Pump Action Grenade Launcher


• Strela


• M72

Assault Rifle Attachments

• Extended Mags (500CP)


• Dual Mag (500CP)


• ACOG (750CP)


• Red Dot Sight (750CP)


• Reflex (750CP)


• Masterkey (750 CP)


• Flamethrower


• Infrared Scope (1000CP)


• Grenade Launcher (1000CP)


• Suppressor

Pistol Attachments

• ACOG (750CP)


• Snub Nose (750CP)


• Speed Reloader (750CP)


• Dual Wield


• Upgraded Iron Sights

Lethal Grenades

• M67 Frag Grenage


• Semtex/Sticky Grenade


• Tomahawk

Tactical Grenades

• Nova Gas


• Willy Pete (Smoke Grenade)


• Flash Bang


• Concussion


• Decoy

Alternate Ammo

• Incendiary ‘Dragon’s Breath’ Shotgun Rounds


• Explosive Tipped Crossbow Bolts

Equipment

• Camera Spike (2000CP)


• C4 (2000CP)


• Tactical Insertion (2500CP)


• Jammer (2500CP)


• Motion Sensor (3000CP)


• Claymore (3000CP)

Other

• Knife


• Ballistic Knife

Custom Reticles

• Dot


• Semicircle


• Line with dot


• Circle


• Smiley


• Arrows Horizontal


• Arrows Vertical


• Arrows with dot


• Boxes


• Burst


• Circle within a circle


• Circle with dot


• Circle with Crosshairs


• Circle with inner line


• Circle with outer line


• Circle with arrows


• Circle with triangles


• Outer crosshairs


• Small crosshairs


• Large crosshairs


• Diamond


• Diamond outline


• Heart


• Radiation


• Skull


• Square


• Square outline


• Star


• 3 dots


• Treyarch


• Triangle


• Outer triangles


• x


• X with dot


• yin yang

Camo

• Sahara


• ERDL


• Tiger


• Berlin


• Warsaw


• Siberia


• Yukon


• Woodland


• Dusty


• Ice


• Red


• Olive


• Flora

What's on the Hillbilly menu today?

The Hillbilly Menu

Funny Jokes to start off

Here are some funny one liners!

-I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

-Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
-I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
-Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
-Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men 
can fake a  whole relationship.
-We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
-Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
-We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
-Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
-If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
-The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
-Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
-If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
-A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.  
-My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
-I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
-If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
-I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
-If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
-Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
-Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.